Nearly Natural

Artificial Plants

Uproot Evil
Potted plants may look lovely on a countertop or windowsill, but really, they’re nothing but trouble. The real ones anyway. They shed. They leak. They die. They ruin us. Their malice spreads just as much as their germinating roots. It’s time to prune real plants from our lives. It’s time to go artificial.

CW & AD: Weston Bliobenes
CW: Jared Huskey
AD: Kristin McKinney

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The Intruder

Decomposition Boxes
Toss your deceased plant out on the stoop with the rest of the garbage, or put the 100% biodegradable coffin six feet under yourself. Maybe a proper burial will speed up the grieving process.

Plant Perfume
Enjoy nature’s aroma without being plagued by the countless nuisances of a real plant. Your Nearly Natural plant will smell as close to natural as possible without it being, dare we say, real.